Category Archives: Opinion

Burn Me Twice, Shame on Me

Posted on February 24, 2015 by David Bose

Children possess an innate knack for learning to avoid harm, like a toddler venturing a curious hand onto a hot stove top .  Sure, bawling and wailing ensue, but a light has been clicked on inside that tiny brain: don’t touch the stove top . … Continue reading →

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School Daze

Posted on February 23, 2015 by David Bose

The shrinking pool of twenty-first century dupes is giving Barack Obama headaches.  Fondly, he reminisces on halcyon years when all the world’s disaffected and naïve were beating their ways to his presence, but nowadays he’s forced to actually seek out people who will refrain … Continue reading →

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A Not-In-Love Story

Posted on February 20, 2015 by David Bose

Television cables sizzled with the salacious gossip: “Barry doesn’t love his mistress,” speculated relationship counselor Rudy Giuliani.  “All the signs are there.” Barry’s mistress bolted up in bed.  “You do love me, don’t you hun?” Head propped against a skewed and … Continue reading →

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Shoveling Moody’s Waste

Posted on February 19, 2015 by David Bose

Chester H. Moody ascended to president of his Future Farmers chapter as a mere high school junior.  Later, at State Agriculture College, he grew enamored of animal husbandry and, upon graduation, eloped with his childhood sweetheart and the couple used her savings to … Continue reading →

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Fifty Shades Of Failure

Posted on February 13, 2015 by David Bose

It’s suddenly the salacious rage among America’s progressive aristocracy: clad in tuxes and gowns they slip into Georgetown homes; tweed-jacketed, they crowd faculty lounges; in pant suits they pack Hillary’s living room.  Nearly breathless do the liberal congregations sip cocktails and pick through … Continue reading →

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Groundhog Day Redux

Posted on February 12, 2015 by David Bose

Jesse Jackson’s dog-eared calendar is marked 1963 and observes Groundhog Day ten days late.  So, with all the tedium and ostentation of the annual Gobbler’s Knob ritual, Jackson has just ventured from his burrow to again reel at concocted racial strife.  America, it seems, must endure at least … Continue reading →

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On The Beat With Officer O

Posted on February 11, 2015 by David Bose

It’s quaint, this pleasant city district where awnings shelter storefronts and each market’s sidewalk is crowded by produce bushels, where drying laundry crisscrosses cobblestone streets.  Boys in a cul-de-sac are running stickball bases while smiling Officer O’Bama offers encouragement, “Tremendous hit, Johnny!  Now keep it … Continue reading →

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Fiorello Obama?

Posted on February 10, 2015 by David Bose

Ask, and Barack Obama will certify he’s history’s sagest statesman, not merely a master of law and politics, but a science arbiter, theologian, military strategist, historian, basketball specialist, and brewer.  So mundane, in fact, does his immense intellect find Oval Office pressures that … Continue reading →

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The Secret Life of Hillary Mitty

Posted on February 10, 2015 by David Bose

The desolation of network television will grow riveting once NBC celebrity Brian Williams lands his big interview with media-darling Hillary Clinton.  The in-depth encounter is destined to play out along these lines: HC: Sorry I’m late … my plane was shot down. BW: No apology needed.  … Continue reading →

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It’s Howdy Doody Time For America

Posted on February 9, 2015 by David Bose

My childhood neighborhood was vibrant with marauders, Apaches, bank robbers, and posses of boys quick-drawing plastic revolvers to fend off those dastardly villains.  Those were days when kids took their cues from America’s global stature and John Wayne blockbusters: never did the world’s evil-doers … Continue reading →

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