Tag Archives: Hillary
Unfit
Members of the ruling class wring hands while haughty television “journalists” wag melancholy expressions: in unison they bemoan the awkward and ineffective manner in which Hillary responds to her deepening e-mail scandal. From high atop pedestals, sadly, that lofty lot … Continue reading
Identity Crisis
More than 15,000 government-based e-mail addresses have been exposed as part of the sordid Ashley-Madison hacking affair. One can bet Hillary Clinton’s isn’t among them—never has she deigned lower herself to the communications protocol of a common bureaucrat. No—she concocted … Continue reading
Hillary’s Bluff
On a bluff overlooking Arkansas’ White River sits the newly-constructed Hillary Rodham Presidential Library. A masterpiece of modern architecture, the edifice pays tribute to the life and public service of Ms. Rodham, America’s first female president. “This gallery,” explained the docent, … Continue reading
Flights of Fancy
When the going gets tough, the Obamas get going … to Hollywood, that is. And with the Obama presidency gaining infamy for failure through each scandal it spawns, times have grown downright rugged for Barack and First Lady Michelle. Hence the duo again … Continue reading
The Good Times Roll
A quiet night in Chappaqa gives Bill a chance to peruse adult magazines. “William,” Hillary suddenly says, intruding on his solitude. “I need your help.” “What this time, Hill? I hope it’s fund-raising.” “I wish,” laments the Madame Secretary. “But do you remember … Continue reading
Not Quite Cloned
Hillary Clinton would love nothing more than becoming Barack Obama’s clone. How easy he had it on his way to the Oval Office, casting a few “present” votes, surviving a short and anonymous Washington stint as senator, scribbling a mediocre … Continue reading
Up In Smoke
Will someone teach Republicans to pick smart fights? Now they’re badgering Washington DC about its imminent marijuana legalization, and the outcome of their bullying is bound to leave the GOP bloodied and with diminished esteem. Obama, they should recall, was twice elected … Continue reading
Fifty Shades Of Failure
It’s suddenly the salacious rage among America’s progressive aristocracy: clad in tuxes and gowns they slip into Georgetown homes; tweed-jacketed, they crowd faculty lounges; in pant suits they pack Hillary’s living room. Nearly breathless do the liberal congregations sip cocktails and pick through … Continue reading
The Secret Life of Hillary Mitty
The desolation of network television will grow riveting once NBC celebrity Brian Williams lands his big interview with media-darling Hillary Clinton. The in-depth encounter is destined to play out along these lines: HC: Sorry I’m late … my plane was shot down. BW: No apology needed. … Continue reading
Demolition Days Are Here Again
Romney’s shed his goggles and left his helmet swinging from a hook in the garage–never again, alleges the former governor, is he willing to get behind the wheel in a presidential race. But the GOP primary isn’t so much race as demolition … Continue reading